It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 050

  • Timi Agiri
    Timi Agiri  18 minutes back

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

    • lovesins •
      lovesins •  1 hours back

      sigh, :c

      • Elijah Johnson
        Elijah Johnson  1 hours back

        In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

        • Ashley
          Ashley  2 hours back

          How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

          • Cass LuLu
            Cass LuLu  2 hours back

            I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

            • I’m Peter
              I’m Peter  3 hours back

              What university you go to?

              • Kee Glanzmann
                Kee Glanzmann  3 hours back

                DANCE MOMS

                • Firelightdaisy
                  Firelightdaisy  3 hours back

                  You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

                  • Martin G
                    Martin G  3 hours back

                    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

                    • Spoiled Milk
                      Spoiled Milk  4 hours back

                      If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

                      • Macy Mclaren
                        Macy Mclaren  4 hours back

                        Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

                        • Hiba Al-badarneh
                          Hiba Al-badarneh  4 hours back

                          You're weird
                          I like weird people
                          God i really enjoy ur videos
                          Keep going🌻

                          • CatsAreCool
                            CatsAreCool  5 hours back

                            I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

                            • Toga Himiko
                              Toga Himiko  5 hours back

                              Joana : all funny throughout summer posting

                              School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

                              • Erin Rae
                                Erin Rae  6 hours back

                                where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

                                • Karleigh V
                                  Karleigh V  6 hours back

                                  So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

                                  • Haylee Moore
                                    Haylee Moore  6 hours back

                                    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

                                    • Ruth Uday
                                      Ruth Uday  6 hours back

                                      she needs a talk show.

                                      • Myken Hassler
                                        Myken Hassler  6 hours back

                                        PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

                                        • Roy K
                                          Roy K  6 hours back

                                          Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
                                          Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss

                                          Dementia: am I joke to you?

                                          • Hannah C.
                                            Hannah C.  6 hours back

                                            She lookin snazzy

                                            • Zoincer_ Oo
                                              Zoincer_ Oo  7 hours back

                                              Are you planning on doing YouTube full time as a job

                                              • cj
                                                cj  7 hours back

                                                The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

                                                • Jessi Callahan
                                                  Jessi Callahan  7 hours back

                                                  The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

                                                  • mrbxrns
                                                    mrbxrns  8 hours back

                                                    *SAMANTHA*

                                                    • Beau Rass
                                                      Beau Rass  8 hours back

                                                      Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

                                                      • Natalie Red
                                                        Natalie Red  9 hours back

                                                        these videos are always so entertaining!

                                                        • Eesha Sajid
                                                          Eesha Sajid  9 hours back

                                                          hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

                                                          • Ikmo Monki
                                                            Ikmo Monki  10 hours back

                                                            Was the first scene a Gale reference?

                                                            • Erin Sy
                                                              Erin Sy  11 hours back

                                                              "Colkulus"

                                                              • Purple_potato 5
                                                                Purple_potato 5  11 hours back

                                                                At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

                                                                • Adrian Spade
                                                                  Adrian Spade  12 hours back

                                                                  Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

                                                                  • asdas hfsiisoszx
                                                                    asdas hfsiisoszx  13 hours back

                                                                    percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

                                                                    • Julianna Rimondi
                                                                      Julianna Rimondi  13 hours back

                                                                      low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

                                                                      • Allie A
                                                                        Allie A  13 hours back

                                                                        Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

                                                                        • Heifel Andrade
                                                                          Heifel Andrade  13 hours back

                                                                          Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

                                                                          • aurel
                                                                            aurel  14 hours back

                                                                            2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

                                                                            • K10Kelly
                                                                              K10Kelly  14 hours back

                                                                              W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

                                                                              • Justice Hudson
                                                                                Justice Hudson  14 hours back

                                                                                Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

                                                                                • Process
                                                                                  Process  10 hours back

                                                                                  Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously.

                                                                                  Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

                                                                              • jeon jungkookie
                                                                                jeon jungkookie  15 hours back

                                                                                Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao

                                                                                • Wee Woo
                                                                                  Wee Woo  15 hours back

                                                                                  broooooo percy jackson fam
                                                                                  what up

                                                                                  • ShYnAuTicA saea
                                                                                    ShYnAuTicA saea  18 hours back

                                                                                    i like how she taped the teensy mic on the bottle

                                                                                    • Furret Lps
                                                                                      Furret Lps  18 hours back

                                                                                      !IH

                                                                                      • Lipstick 'n' Linguine
                                                                                        Lipstick 'n' Linguine  19 hours back

                                                                                        It still blows my mind that you start a new school year towards the end of the year! LIke what the what! :)

                                                                                        • Dulcie Park
                                                                                          Dulcie Park  19 hours back

                                                                                          Percy jackson♡♡♡

                                                                                          • Hey I'm Dead inside
                                                                                            Hey I'm Dead inside  20 hours back

                                                                                            No but high key Joana is looking goooood👀

                                                                                            • foca foxxi
                                                                                              foca foxxi  21 hours back

                                                                                              8:39 me when my favorite songs on/when I bored

                                                                                              • sara hassan
                                                                                                sara hassan  21 hours back

                                                                                                you would've looked better in the beginning with your sunnys on